I learned something today...
This is the international symbol for "I'm out of hair stuff and I need you to buy me some more."
You see, I saw it placed on the bathroom counter yesterday. I put it back in the drawer. It wasn't until this morning, while laying in bed trying my best to pretend like the morning wasn't already here, I heard "Oh, man. I need more hair stuff." To which I replied, "Is that why you left it on the counter yesterday?"Now I know.
So in the spirit of communicating our "symbols", I thought I'd pass on a few to Scott.
This is the symbol for "The light burned out and I need you to replace it with a new one."
I'd do that myself, but my height doesn't quite get me up there to the ceiling. This is definitely a Scott job. So babe, can you change the light for me? It's very dark in that corner of the kitchen. Oh, and by the way, I think there's a light burned out in the family room too. Thanks!
I'd do that myself, but my height doesn't quite get me up there to the ceiling. This is definitely a Scott job. So babe, can you change the light for me? It's very dark in that corner of the kitchen. Oh, and by the way, I think there's a light burned out in the family room too. Thanks!This is the symbol for "When you're on your way out the door, can you take the garbage with you?"
You see, I leave the lid open only to let you see that it is full. It does not become a game of tetras to see how long we can stack it up before we take it out. I also don't need your manly muscles to push it down so there's "plenty of more room." Plus I like the lid closed to keep the smell in. I only leave it open when it's time to head out. Thanks again, babe!
You see, I leave the lid open only to let you see that it is full. It does not become a game of tetras to see how long we can stack it up before we take it out. I also don't need your manly muscles to push it down so there's "plenty of more room." Plus I like the lid closed to keep the smell in. I only leave it open when it's time to head out. Thanks again, babe!And this, is the symbol for, "When you're heading upstairs, take this with you."
I tend to place things on the steps that belong upstairs. I know it's fun to see how many steps you can skip on your way up. But I'm really asking for some help. The next person up takes what's on the stairs. So when you're heading up the stairs, grab a load, help a girl out. You'd make me very happy!
I tend to place things on the steps that belong upstairs. I know it's fun to see how many steps you can skip on your way up. But I'm really asking for some help. The next person up takes what's on the stairs. So when you're heading up the stairs, grab a load, help a girl out. You'd make me very happy!Let me know if you have any trouble with these new symbols. I'll help you out with yours if you can help me out with mine. I know you're thinking that I have more symbols (because obviously I can't post them all), but this is also my place of work. And I don't have a secretary that I can boss around. So I guess you're it. That's why I love you!
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Dearest Debbie,
Thanks for the help with the "symbols".
"The light burned out and I need you to replace it with a new one."...Got it...Both of them.
"When you're on your way out the door, can you take the garbage with you?"...Done
"When you're heading upstairs, take this with you."...I'll work on my short-haul, light-duty moving skills!
So...did my hair look a little different to you this morning?? Hmmm, I wonder why...Maybe it's the weather?!
Ha ha Im laughing so hard right now! You two are so funny! Man, I wish we lived closer. Seeing you guys two or three times a year just isn't enough.
Scott, Is there a way you can you spread your personality? JK I love you Drew
The garbage one is a killer in our house. I hate it when it's full and Nick just pushes it down. Can we say Pet Peeve?! I might have to copy these down so Nick can get these symbols too. It must be a family thing - but I do the same things. Debbie - if you write a manual, let me know, I would have to buy one. :)
My Dearest Scott,
I made a trip to the mall today. Unfortunately you are not the only man who likes that hair stuff. It is on back order and they don't expect more until Wednesday.
So sorry. In the meantime, you can use some of my many options.
All my love,
Debbie
That is the best post. I'm laughing so hard. Men and women truly are just so different. Pete can walk by the garbage by the back door ten times and unless I say, Will you take the garbage out?, it doesn't get done. It's called multi-tasking. They've never heard of it.
Coco,
I've heard of multi-tasking...I've even tried it. I am a huge fan of it. I just stink at it. Seriously, I have given it the ol' college try several times. I've even watched The Oprah explain how it is done. I am just not good at multi-tasking at all.
In the words of Meryl Streep in The Devil Wears Prada, "That's All."
You guys are to funny. Now can you figure out a way for Jed and or Timmy to read your blog? I have a few light bulbs out at my house and my ceilings are too high for me to reach too. We won't even talk about the garbage. lol
That is a funny post. I hate that my bathroom garbage has stuff NOT landing in it anymore because it is so full but yet every morning after Greg leaves..there is more toilet paper on the floor around the garbage...SERIOUSLY? I love the suble hints that something needs to get done. IIIIIIIIIII MIIIIIISSS YOU GUYS!!!
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