Mom, I apologize ahead of time for using the "F word". I know you raised me better. That word wasn't allowed in our home growing up. But then again, it was a house full of sweet smelling girls and that stinky boy didn't come until the end. We had no need for the use of that word until he became a part of the family (although Becky did walk a fine line).
Let me set the scene for the conversation that just took place. We were driving along in our car. The whole family was there. Scott and I were in our rightful spots in the front seat talking. Megan and Brooklyn always sit in the middle row. They sit right next to each other, like good sisters should. And Josh enjoys having the back row all to himself. Among this we can hear the Backyardigan's singing in the background.
Megan: EWWWW! Brooklyn just farted.
Mom: That's what babies do. They're good at that.
Josh: (Serious voice from the back seat) Sometimes I fart like a baby.
4 comments:
Ha Ha Ha SLOL! I love josh!
I love that story. We had a kid get up in our ward a long time ago to bear his testimony and say - "Things are so much better in our house since we stopped saying the F word and the S word." Well everyone was shocked and then the mom quickly got up to bear her's and said "just to make it clear the F and S word are Fart and Shut Up." We were laughing SOOOOOOO hard. Kids are awesome!!
Becky walked a fine line?! What line! She was way passed that line. :) That is hilarious.
Ya, I admit it. I can "f" with the best of them. Why hide it. I was given a gift and I will not deny any of my gifts..stinky or not. Although mine were less stinky and more "LOUD" and I'm proud that I can make people's faces contort when they hear me fart. I just sang the beans song to my kids the other day. Now Drew's on the other hand makes you want to say the other "F" word when you smell them....SERIOUSLY.
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